think I give A shit? False

think I give A shit? False - YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE? FALSE. IT COMES OUT NATURALLY Schrute

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Still waters run deep? Oxymoronic: Still waters don't run at all, now do they?

Still waters run deep? Oxymoronic:  Still waters don't run at all, now do they?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Still a deer. The absence of eyes doesn't change the animal's species.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Still a deer.  The absence of eyes doesn't change the animal's species.

Time Heals all wounds? FALSE. Explain Fourth degree burns.

Time Heals all wounds? FALSE.  
Explain Fourth degree burns.

All men are created equal FALSE. explain midgets.

All men are created equal FALSE.  
explain midgets.

clothes make the man FALSE. sexual intercourse makes the man

clothes make the man FALSE.  
sexual intercourse makes the man

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FALSE. All work and no play makes Jack a successful beet farmer.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FALSE.  
All work and no play makes Jack a successful beet farmer.

the early bird gets the worm FALSE. The early bird is the first to be eaten by the Goliath spider

the early bird gets the worm FALSE.  
The early bird is the first to be eaten by the Goliath spider

the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. false. it's through the sternum

the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. false.
it's through the sternum

All you need is love FALSE. The human body requires a constant intake of nutrients, fluids and oxygen, but not love.

All you need is love FALSE.  
The human body requires a constant intake of nutrients, fluids and oxygen, but not love.

love is in the air? false. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air

love is in the air? false.
Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air
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