think I give A shit? False

think I give A shit? False - YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE? FALSE. IT COMES OUT NATURALLY Schrute

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? simple. fish, amphibians and reptiles were laying eggs for millennia before birds evolved.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? simple. fish, amphibians and reptiles were laying eggs for millennia before birds evolved.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Why was six afraid of seven?
 It wasn't. 
Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Nothing is better than god False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.

Nothing is better than god False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.

you see thunder? false. thunder is vibrations that travel through air or other mediums and can only be picked up by the human ear

you see thunder? false. thunder is vibrations that travel through air or other mediums and can only be picked up by the human ear

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will land among stars" False. The nearest star is 93 million miles from the moon.

it's raining cats and dogs? FALSE. Precipitation consists almost entirely of water.

it's raining cats and dogs? FALSE.  
Precipitation consists almost entirely of water.

Time flies when you're having fun? FALSE. TIME IS A MAN-MADE Measurement, AND CERTAINLY CAN'T FLY.

Time flies when you're having fun? FALSE.  
TIME IS A MAN-MADE Measurement, AND CERTAINLY CAN'T FLY.

Where there's a will there's a way FALSE. Many things are genuinely impossible.

Where there's a will there's a way FALSE.  
Many things are genuinely impossible.

You are what you eat Correct. My diet consists of 7 parts salinated water to 3 parts soft tissue.

You are what you eat Correct.  My diet consists of 7 parts salinated water to 3 parts soft tissue.

united states is the land of the free FALSE. the us has more prisoners per capita than any other country in the world

united states is the land of the free FALSE.  
the us has more prisoners per capita than any other country in the world
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