9346 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
20,957 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,614 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,561 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,199 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,300 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,005 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,725 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
57,952 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,704 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
298,946 shares
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