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At Supermarket Sees cute cashier Self checkout
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Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot
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Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.
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smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot
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see black people coming towards me "Can't cross the street now, or they'll think I'm racist"
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Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else
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Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone
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Happy Birthday! You too.
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Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking
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standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES
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