Murphy's Law of Popularity

Murphy's Law of Popularity - MY PHONE DOESN'T ALWAYS BLOW UP WITH TEXT MESSAGES BUT WHEN IT DOES, IT USUALLY DISTRACTS ME FROM MY KILL STREAK IN BATTLEFIELD The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always smoke trees But when I do, I corner the bowl

I don't always smoke trees But when I do, I corner the bowl

I don't always read reddit comments But when I do, it's to see why the article's title is bullshit.

I don't always read reddit comments But when I do, it's to see why the article's title is bullshit.

I don't always upvote But when I do, I have to tell everyone why i did

I don't always upvote But when I do, I have to tell everyone why i did

I don't always run into my classmates on the street But when I do, I ignore the fuck out of them anyway

I don't always run into my classmates on the street  But when I do, I ignore the fuck out of them anyway

I don't always play team games But when I do, I'm usually drunk.

I don't always play team games But when I do, I'm usually drunk.

I'm not always late for work But when I am I make up for it by leaving early

I'm not always late for work But when I am 
I make up for it by leaving early

I don't always sound like a retard But when I do, I'm usually discussing politics

I don't always sound like a retard But when I do, I'm usually discussing politics

I don't always eat Taco Bell But when I do, I have crippling diarrhea all night

I don't always eat Taco Bell But when I do, I have crippling diarrhea all night

I don't always study for finals but when i do, i wait until the absolute last minute

I don't always study for finals but when i do, i wait until the absolute last minute

I don't always get downvoted But when i do, it's for stating my opinion

I don't always get downvoted But when i do, it's for stating my opinion
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