Murphy's Law of Popularity

Murphy's Law of Popularity - MY PHONE DOESN'T ALWAYS BLOW UP WITH TEXT MESSAGES BUT WHEN IT DOES, IT USUALLY DISTRACTS ME FROM MY KILL STREAK IN BATTLEFIELD The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I'm staring at your tits

I don't always wear sunglasses But when I do, I'm staring at your tits

I don't always get hot when I sleep But when I do, I only stick one leg out of the covers

I don't always get hot when I sleep But when I do,     I only stick one leg out of the covers

I don't always go out for breakfast but when I do, I'm hungover

I don't always go out for breakfast but when I do, I'm hungover

I don't always think about my ex-girlfriends But when I do, I'm usually masturbating

I don't always think about my ex-girlfriends But when I do,     I'm usually masturbating

I don't always keep people in suspense, But when I do,

I don't always keep people in suspense, But when I do,

I don't always check my voicemail, but when I do it's only because I want the notification to go away.

I don't always check my voicemail, but when I do it's only because I want the notification to go away.

I don't always tell her how I feel But when I do, I fuck it up.

I don't always tell her how I feel But when I do, I fuck it up.

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPLORE THE BACKYARD WITH MY CAT but when i do, it's when I'm high

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPLORE THE BACKYARD WITH MY CAT but when i do, it's when I'm high

I don't always feel like I'm at the top of the gene pool But when I do, I'm at walmart

I don't always feel like I'm at the top of the gene pool But when I do, I'm at walmart

I don't always talk to hot girls But when I do, I'm in the friend zone

I don't always talk to hot girls But when I do, I'm in the friend zone
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