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I baked him a cake for his birthday He said he only wants the frosting
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I said that I'm here for him and he can ask me anything He demanded that I verify my identity first
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he just threw his wallet in the mud and left it there he said he was testing testing his faith in humanity
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i told him i wanted a purse for my birthday he gave me an empty pack of gum
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He said he wanted to take photographs of me While pretending to drown me in the sink
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I asked him how he thought our son was doing at college he said "dead"
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I told him my mom died He said, "Nope. Chuck Testa."
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He texted me saying we should have sex He texted his whole phonebook the same thing
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I told him I would get a divorce unless he quits Reddit He submitted an AskReddit post asking what he should do
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he finally got off reddit when the power went out but then he just started drawing rage comics on paper
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