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rent is due - COMPANIES I'M NOT CURRENTLY DOING BUSINESS WITH DON'T ALWAYS RANDOMLY CHARGE ME LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR NO REASON BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S RIGHT BEFORE RENT IS DUE The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always get a sore throat but when I do, i swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts

I don't always get a sore throat but when I do, i swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts

I don't always accidentally step on the cat but when I do, I spend the next five minutes giving him an elaborate and thoughtful apology

I don't always accidentally step on the cat but when I do, I spend the next five minutes giving him an elaborate and thoughtful apology

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash

I don't always listen to pop music in my car but when I do I make sure to roll up my windows so no one else can hear

I don't always listen to pop music in my car but when I do I make sure to roll up my windows so no one else can hear

I don't always teach Shakespeare in class but when I do I go out of my way to point out every dirty joke and sexual innuendo

I don't always teach Shakespeare in class but when I do I go out of my way to point out every dirty joke and sexual innuendo

I don't always eat waffles for breakfast But when I do, I compulsively fill every visible waffle-pocket with syrup

I don't always eat waffles for breakfast But when I do, I compulsively fill every visible waffle-pocket with syrup

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message

I don't always call someone but when I do, I walk around in the house in the same repetitive pattern until the call is over

I don't always call someone but when I do, I walk around in the house in the same repetitive pattern until the call is over

I don't always iron but when I do I add a new, crisper wrinkle for every wrinkle I get rid of

I don't always iron but when I do I add a new, crisper wrinkle for every wrinkle I get rid of

I don't always lose my cell phone but when I do its on silent

I don't always lose my cell phone but when I do its on silent
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