I know my nMom wasn't the only one here

I know my nMom wasn't the only one here - I DON'T ALWAYS COMPLIMENT MY CHILDREN BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO CREDIT MYSELF FOR THEIR GOOD BEHAVIOUR AND FOLLOW IT UP WITH STABBING COMMENTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always care about soccer But when I do, it's only when the United States is winning

I don't always care about soccer But when I do, it's only when the United States is winning

I don't always think of something clever to say to a cute girl But when I do, it's 4 hours later

I don't always think of something clever to say to a cute girl But when I do, it's 4 hours later

I'm not always racist But when I am, the U.S. is losing in soccer

I'm not always racist But when I am, the U.S. is losing in soccer

I don't always give websites my age But when I do, i was born on January first

I don't always give websites my age But when I do, i was born on January first

I don't always use my phone in bed But when i do, i drop it on my face

I don't always use my phone in bed But when i do, i drop it on my face

I DONT ALWAYS TEXT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I OVERUSE SMILEYS

I DONT ALWAYS TEXT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I OVERUSE SMILEYS

i don't always eat my sandvich but when I do, I put it on a plate, and throw it on the ground first.

i don't always eat my sandvich but when I do, I put it on a plate, and throw it on the ground first.

i don't always browse in private mode but when i do, i'm not shopping for presents

i don't always browse in private mode but when i do, i'm not shopping for presents

But when I do, I'm high as fuck I don't always caption my memes backwards

But when I do, I'm high as fuck I don't always caption my memes backwards

I don't always get into long winded conversations with my parents But when I do, I'm high as FUCK.

I don't always get into long winded conversations with my parents But when I do, I'm high as FUCK.
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