Stay Original My Friends

Stay Original My Friends - I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL THE DOS EQUIS GUY'S MATERIAL... BUT WHEN I DO, I RAMBLE ON ABOUT SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT BECAUSE YOU CAN USE THIS LINE FOR ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING AND I'M AN UNORIGINAL FUCK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I dont always drop ice but when i do, i kick it under the fridge

I dont always drop ice but when i do, i kick it under the fridge

I don't always drink beer But I do drink. A lot actually. It's destroying my family

I don't always drink beer But I do drink.  A lot actually.  It's destroying my family

I don't always listen to my favorite song, But when i do i listen to it until i can't stand it

I don't always listen to my favorite song, But when i do i listen to it until i can't stand it

I'm not always vocal about my atheism but when I am, I'm just as annoying as religious people

I'm not always vocal about my atheism but when I am, I'm just as annoying as religious people

I don't always care about how many friends a girl has on facebook but when I do, it's because i'm suspicious that she's a whore

I don't always care about how many friends a girl has on facebook but when I do, it's because i'm suspicious that she's a whore

I don't always hear 20 names I don't recognize in a 2 minute conversation. but when I do, the people around me are talking about football.

I don't always hear 20 names I don't recognize in a 2 minute conversation.   but when I do, the people around me are talking about football.

I don't always remember to lock my car doors but when I do, it's when I'm at Wal-mart

I don't always remember to lock my car doors but when I do, it's when I'm at Wal-mart

I don't always stay up super late but when I do, it's for no fucking reason

I don't always stay up super late but when I do, it's for no fucking reason

I don't often drink beer So you should probably not value my opinion of it highly

I don't often drink beer So you should probably not value my opinion of it highly

I don't always think of clever responses but when i do, I replay the situation in my head and laugh.

I don't always think of clever responses but when i do, I replay the situation in my head and laugh.
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