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Stay Original My Friends - I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL THE DOS EQUIS GUY'S MATERIAL... BUT WHEN I DO, I RAMBLE ON ABOUT SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT BECAUSE YOU CAN USE THIS LINE FOR ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING AND I'M AN UNORIGINAL FUCK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Every single time.

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO STUDY  BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T

I usually try and avoid these situations.

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SCARY MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO, I'M UP TILL 2AM WATHING DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES TO CALM ME DOWN.

Sandra Bullock is apparently having her second child

I DON'T ALWAYS KEEP UP WITH CELEBERITY NEWS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE

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I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE RECYCLING  BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK LIKE A RAGING ALCOHOLIC

I don't always go grocery shopping...

I DON'T ALWAYS GO GROCERY SHOPPING... BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT ALL THE SNACKS WITHIN 6 HOURS

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE A TL;DR

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE A TL;DR  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AFTER I'VE READ ALL THE TEXT

Stupid songs!

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A SONG I USUALLY HATE

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself

I don't always wash my sheets but when I do, i forget them in the washer until i'm ready to go to sleep

I don't always wash my sheets but when I do, i forget them in the washer until i'm ready to go to sleep

I don't always hit a Sand wedge 170 yards but when I do, it's from a greenside bunker

I don't always hit a Sand wedge 170 yards but when I do, it's from a greenside bunker
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