(Feel free to skip to the bold section right above the Duck Meme for a 1 sentence summary followed by what as see as a relevant connection to modern day issues like marriage rights and gun control.)

(Feel free to skip to the bold section right above the Duck Meme for a 1 sentence summary followed by what as see as a relevant connection to modern day issues like marriage rights and gun control.) - IF SO, TELL IT TO THE JURY AT TRIAL... IF THEY AGREE, THEY SHALL ACQUIT! Condescending Wonka

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You Ordered A Salad...

YOU ORDERED A SALAD AT MCDONALDS? YOU MUST REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH

Some people never learn.

OH, YOU ARE DATING YOUR EX AGAIN? PLEASE REMIND ME WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST 4 TIMES.

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time

Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time

Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now

Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now

Oh, you are 19 and still live with your parents. Tell me all about how much you know about the real world.

Oh, you are 19 and still live with your parents. Tell me all about how much you know about the real world.

You have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume

You have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume

Oh so you've watched The Patriot with Mel Gibson? You must know a lot about history

Oh so you've watched The Patriot with Mel Gibson? You must know a lot about history

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever

Oh, you're flying somewhere? You had better put a picture of the airplane wing on Facebook.

Oh, you're flying somewhere? You had better put a picture of the airplane wing on Facebook.

over 6 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? well isn't that convenient

over 6 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? well isn't that convenient
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