Why I live alone with pets.

Why I live alone with pets.  - SCUM BAG ROOM MATE TELLS YOU HE IS MOVING OUT AND STOPS TALKING TO YOU.  FIRST TIME HE TALKS TO YOU HE ASKS FOR WEED.  Scumbag Steve

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convinces girl he's a nude photographer Uses cellphone camera during shoot.

convinces girl he's a nude photographer Uses cellphone camera during shoot.

"Bro, I finally got a job" Tries to sign you and everyone you know up for pyramid scheme

Borrows a game doesn't return it unless you lend him another one

Borrows a game doesn't return it unless you lend him another one

Promises to be your wingman Scares women away

Promises to be your wingman Scares women away

"ill destroy the ring bro" Keeps it for himself

Stands in fire, dies Blames healer

Stands in fire, dies Blames healer

makes fun of you for not knowing something has no idea what it is either

makes fun of you for not knowing something has no idea what it is either

borrows your hat gives it negative connotations

borrows your hat gives it negative connotations

hoes before bros lets obvious slut ride shotgun

hoes before bros  lets obvious slut ride shotgun

i don't always make jokes about doin your mom but... wait, i totally do bro

i don't always make jokes about doin your mom but... wait,
i totally do bro
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