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Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Me:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."
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You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.
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let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there
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I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.
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want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor
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My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class
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Ill bet your bed is way more comfortable than mine No, it's not really that great
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Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.
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"How 'bout a little in-and-out?" Sure! I love their burgers!
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"You know, it'll just be easier if I stay over at your place" Nonsense, your house is on the way. I'll just drop you off.
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