9368 shares
I see you have your hands full Here, let me give you an itchy nose
102,842 shares
checks time on phone checks phone again because wasn't paying attention
170,070 shares
remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time
185,198 shares
Stayed up late and is tired all day Is no longer tired and stays up late again
152,677 shares
struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer
388,948 shares
Flawlessly remembers melody and lyrics to a song you haven't listened to in years What did I eat for breakfast?
96,989 shares
PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
283,187 shares
YOU'RE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SPIDERS AND MURDERERS LATELY?
234,620 shares
forgot to do something important? let me remind you right before you fall asleep
95,865 shares
Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning
41,431 shares
Laugh more daily
