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penis first - I WAS BORN THE EPIC WAY! WITH MY PENIS FIRST!!! Success Kid

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pulled over for speeding cop was an old friend from school

pulled over for speeding cop was an old friend from school

Let my parents use my car They fill up my tank

Let my parents use my car They fill up my tank

friend asks if you want to grab some lunch they offer to pay

friend asks if you want to grab some lunch they offer to pay

Someone stopped to ask me for directions I actually knew the way

Someone stopped to ask me for directions I actually knew the way

listening to music while driving song ends as i reach my destination

listening to music while driving song ends as i reach my destination

hot girl from high school got fat now I'm too good for her

hot girl from high school got fat now I'm too good for her

Turned on history channel Show is actually about history

Turned on history channel Show is actually about history

found coins at bottom of backpack quarters

found coins at bottom of backpack quarters

Lost phone on roller coaster at Six Flags They mailed it back and it still works

Lost phone on roller coaster at Six Flags They mailed it back and it still works

Day off in the middle of the week Two Fridays

Day off in the middle of the week Two Fridays
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