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Female nurse: "Wow. You don't look like a 39 year old man." me: "Thanks. neither do you."
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Takes girl out to expensive restaurant Credit card gets declined and girl has to pay
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girl asks me if i love her explains the differences between love and infatuation by analysing romeo and juliet.
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GF invites you over to meet the parents Dog wont get its head out of your crotch
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Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing
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attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door
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Humorous and charming when talking to girls who are just friends Lacks a single coherent thought when talking to a girl you like
251,358 shares
Make friends on the first day of class Was in the wrong class.
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was in a girl's dream as an axe murderer
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Takes super hot chick out to dinner leaves money at home
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