Happy Birthday Simon

Happy Birthday Simon - BIRTHDAY JUST AFTER VALENTINES DAY TWICE AS LIKELY I'LL HAVE A KID IN 9 MONTHS TIME Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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sleeps with hot hipster chick because she doesn't think he's cool

sleeps with hot hipster chick because she doesn't think he's cool

Cute girl at concert gestures for a high five after awesome song. Aims incorrectly and smacks her in the face.

Cute girl at concert gestures for a high five after awesome song. Aims incorrectly and smacks her in the face.

made it to first base because the pitcher hit me with the ball

made it to first base because the pitcher hit me with the ball

Picks up girl She requires payment

Picks up girl She requires payment

Ask girl to prom, she says yes immediately thank her

Ask girl to prom, she says yes immediately thank her

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys a strap-on

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys a strap-on

Texts two different girls for 4 AM booty call Everyone has an iPhone, becomes group conversation

Texts two different girls for 4 AM booty call Everyone has an iPhone, becomes group conversation

tells the girl of his dreams how much he loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her gets escorted out of the strip-club by security

tells the girl of his dreams how much he loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her gets escorted out of the strip-club by security

Skips class to grab beers Interviewed by news crew, seen by all profs

Skips class to grab beers Interviewed by news crew, seen by all profs

brings girl home from the bar passes out in his own kitchen

brings girl home from the bar passes out in his own kitchen
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