Won't Bother You Anymore

Won't Bother You Anymore - HEY, GUESS WHAT I DID. I MURDERED EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW.  THEY WON'T BOTHER YOU ANYMORE, HONEY. Overly Attached Girlfriend

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You wouldn't change anything about me? What about my last name?

You wouldn't change anything about me? What about my last name?

We're getting married in July you should probably propose before then

We're getting married in July you should probably propose before then

For halloween we should dress up as a bride and groom

For halloween we should dress up as a bride and groom

We've kissed 387 times I've been counting

We've kissed 387 times I've been counting

You're hanging out with your female cousin Are you sure she's your cousin?

You're hanging out with your female cousin Are you sure she's your cousin?

If you hug your Mom first when you get back from Afghanistan It means you love her more

If you hug your Mom first when you get back from Afghanistan It means you love her more

I wish I had a time machine so I could hold you as a baby.

I wish I had a time machine so I could hold you as a baby.

You've said I love you 86 times I've been counting

You've said I love you 86 times I've been counting

Get me pregnant So when you go to college, you can't break up with me.

Get me pregnant So when you go to college, you can't break up with me.

I think your phone is broken It's not telling me your location anymore

I think your phone is broken It's not telling me your location anymore
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