SATIRE MAN

SATIRE MAN - I DON'T ALWAYS POST SATIRE ARTICLES BUT WHEN I DO, THIS IS A GODDAMN OUTRAGE!  TO THINK THAT WE ALLOW THIS SORT OF THING TO HAPPEN IN THE 21ST CENTURY IS BEYOND ME!  IT'S DESPICABLE!  WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always care about soccer But when I do, it's only when the United States is winning

I don't always care about soccer But when I do, it's only when the United States is winning

I don't always think of something clever to say to a cute girl But when I do, it's 4 hours later

I don't always think of something clever to say to a cute girl But when I do, it's 4 hours later

I'm not always racist But when I am, the U.S. is losing in soccer

I'm not always racist But when I am, the U.S. is losing in soccer

I don't always give websites my age But when I do, i was born on January first

I don't always give websites my age But when I do, i was born on January first

I don't always use my phone in bed But when i do, i drop it on my face

I don't always use my phone in bed But when i do, i drop it on my face

I DONT ALWAYS TEXT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I OVERUSE SMILEYS

I DONT ALWAYS TEXT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I OVERUSE SMILEYS

i don't always eat my sandvich but when I do, I put it on a plate, and throw it on the ground first.

i don't always eat my sandvich but when I do, I put it on a plate, and throw it on the ground first.

i don't always browse in private mode but when i do, i'm not shopping for presents

i don't always browse in private mode but when i do, i'm not shopping for presents

But when I do, I'm high as fuck I don't always caption my memes backwards

But when I do, I'm high as fuck I don't always caption my memes backwards

I don't always get into long winded conversations with my parents But when I do, I'm high as FUCK.

I don't always get into long winded conversations with my parents But when I do, I'm high as FUCK.
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