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making a starbucks run? just creamer!
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Inappropriate contact in MY workplace? We'll discuss this after I finish rubbing my face on your legs
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I should bring my kittens with me on all my sales calls. No one can say "no" to those faces!
19,203 shares
Good presentation, Johnson. My curiosity is peaked. If it kills me, you're fucking fired.
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we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know first prize is an el dorado scratching post. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of mice toys. Third prize is you're fired.
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We finally cornered the mousing market!
19,989 shares
Executive Compensation? Fancy Feast
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Janice, theres a loose thread hanging from my office chair Clear my schedule
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Hold my calls. I'll be prowling around the warehouse for a while.
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Johnson you really dropped the ball a few times this quarter I love that ball. Try to drop it a bit more durring the next quarter
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