My mom's thrown me out a few times over the last few years.

My mom's thrown me out a few times over the last few years. - I SECRETLY CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE MY OWN PLACE JUST SO I CAN THROW MY MOTHER OUT Confession Bear

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Got beaten up by a woman today...

I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR WHEN A BUSTY LADY GOT IN. I WAS STARING AT HER BOOBS, WHEN SHE SAID, WOULD YOU PLEASE PRESS 1? SO I DID. I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH AFTERWARDS....

And I always make sure I say she's hot...

MY WIFE IS A PROFESSOR. I MAKE FAKE REVIEWS ON RATEMYPROF.COM TO BOOST HER SELF ESTEEM.

They deserve it!

I ENJOY WATCHING BULLS HURT BULLFIGHTERS BECAUSE I FEEL BAD FOR THE ANIMALS

Being shy sucks

ACTUALLY, I WANT  A PERVERTED BOYFRIEND

I really do...

IF YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE IS FROM AN ANIME  I ASSUME YOU ARE UGLY AS F**K

Who else can relate?

I THINK MOST VIDEOGAME SOUNDTRACKS ARE BETTER THAN TODAYS' MUSIC

If someone keeps on about how god has a plan for their life I automatically assume they refuse to take responsibility for their actions

If someone keeps on about how god has a plan for their life I automatically assume they refuse to take responsibility for their actions

I advised my crush to break up with her BF

I advised my crush  to break up with her BF

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

I got bored at work today so I started working to help pass the time.

I got bored at work today so I started working to help pass the time.
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