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If you can't afford a condom then you can't afford kids
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IF they cheat with you They'll cheat on you
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If you're making an embarassing purchase buy a birthday card at the same time and you can laugh it off as a gag gift
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If you loan someone 50 bucks and never hear from them again it was worth 50 bucks
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if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably in the wrong lane
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If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.
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Don't bother taking a video of fireworks You won't ever watch it and it's much better to live in the moment and enjoy them
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If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.
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If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie
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If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees
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