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goes to the grocery store leaves shopping cart in empty parking space
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sees you're going to pass him speeds up
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Sees you are fully engaged in reading a book keeps talking to you until you're forced to stop
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Puts back diapers and formula to be able to pay cahsier Still purchases two cartons of cigarettes and a case of beer
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