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Cheap Ass - SHIT YOU HEAR AROUND VALENTINE'S DAY: ALL WOMEN ARE GOLD DIGGERS. TRANSLATION: I WILL BE BEFRIENDING THE JERGEN'S NEXT FRIDAY, SINCE THESE WOMEN WANT TOO MUCH, LIKE A NICE DINNER. OR FLOWERS.OR A CARD.OR A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR. I CAN'T AFFORD TO DATE BUT EXPECT A 10 WITH ZERO EFFECT. Successful Black Man

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I never knew my father was such a big hockey fan

I never knew my father was such a big hockey fan

I left my family money for dinner

I left my family money for dinner

i will cut you from the team if i see another display of poor sportsmanship

i will cut you from the team if i see another display of poor sportsmanship

i need weed remover for my lawn.

i need weed remover for my lawn.

I'm hooked on coke zero

I'm hooked on coke zero

i made some crack about dave's tie and the whole office laughed

i made some crack about dave's tie and the whole office laughed

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol

I SMACKED THAT HOE against the garden fence to get all of the dry mud off.

I SMACKED THAT HOE against the garden fence to get all of the dry mud off.

I busted a cap Off my perrier cause it wasn't a twistoff

I busted a cap Off my perrier cause it wasn't a twistoff

I'm Black Berry's Vice President

I'm Black Berry's Vice President
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