91,227 shares
I don't always finish a bottle of shampoo but when i do, i leave it in the shower for the next 2 months
222,040 shares
I don't always get sick but when I do I am a massive baby about it
434,613 shares
i don't always make typos when i text but when I do, i instantly erase the word and make the same mistake again 7 times
89,819 shares
I don't always take out the recycling but when I do I look like a raging alcoholic
240,162 shares
I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough
57,307 shares
I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food
93,076 shares
I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis
328,359 shares
I don't always get caught staring at girls' asses But when I do, I spend the next 90 seconds staring at the exact same spot so they think I was just staring off into space.
248,586 shares
I don't always get my hair cut short but when I do, i use way too much shampoo the next day
230,899 shares
I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house
707,068 shares
Laugh more daily
