yea but

yea but - YOU HAVE WEAPONS, I HAVE DILDOES Overly Attached Girlfriend

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When I hold your balls It's like I'm holding our children

When I hold your balls It's like I'm holding our children

My love is like a candle Because If you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground

My love is like a candle Because If you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground

While you were at work I made a copy of your apartment key Now I can surprise you whenever i want

While you were at work I made a copy of your apartment key Now I can surprise you whenever i want

You wouldn't have to wear a condom If you just got me pregnant

You wouldn't have to wear a condom If you just got me pregnant

on facebook it says you're interested in women You shouldn't be interested in any woman but me.

on facebook it says you're interested in women You shouldn't be interested in any woman but me.

I can't lay close enough to you. I wish I could cut open your chest and sleep inside your carcass.

I can't lay close enough to you. I wish I could cut open your chest and sleep inside your carcass.

I told the gym we're married so we can get a couples rate I'm not lying because I know it's going to happen

I told the gym we're married so we can get a couples rate  I'm not lying because I know it's going to happen

That's what she said? Who is she?

That's what she said? Who is she?

you put 3 exclamation points after "happy birthday" on your mom's facebook page. I only got 2. am i that less important?

you put 3 exclamation points after

I think it's so cute the way you keep trying to make your passwords harder

I think it's so cute the way you keep trying to make your passwords harder
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