Every. Single. Time.

Every. Single. Time. - MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH CUTE GIRL AS WALKING OUT FROM A DOOR AND DECIDES TO HOLD OPEN FOR HER IS TOO FAR FOR HAND TO REACH SO ARM JUST GOES OUT AS I WALK SUPER FAST PAST HER PRETENDING DIDN'T HAPPEN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away

Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza  he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors  It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse

invite cute guy for a "cup of tea" he drank the tea and went home

invite cute guy for a

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?

girl goes to drag me in close by my tie it was a clip-on

girl goes to drag me in close by my tie it was a clip-on

Great with other people's relationship advice Can't get a girlfriend

Great with other people's relationship advice Can't get a girlfriend

asks girl out, she says yes shakes her hand

asks girl out, she says yes shakes her hand
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