Women AND SCOTCH

Women AND SCOTCH - I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK SCOTCH BY THE FIRE BUT WHEN I DO, I SEND THE WOMEN AWAY TO THE OTHER ROOM The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always go to sleep late But when I do, I have to wake up at 5 in the morning

I don't always go to sleep late But when I do, I have to wake up at 5 in the morning

I don't always crack my neck But when I do, I think people are impressed when they hear it

I don't always crack my neck But when I do, I think people are impressed when they hear it

I don't always damn inanimate objects to hell but when i do, it's because I stubbed my toe on them

I don't always damn inanimate objects to hell but when i do, it's because I stubbed my toe on them

I don't always turn up the volume on dvds But when I do, there's a deafening explosion 5 seconds later

I don't always turn up the volume on dvds But when I do, there's a deafening explosion 5 seconds later

I don't always wake up early without an alarm But when I do, it's a weekend

I don't always wake up early without an alarm But when I do, it's a weekend

I don't always put my itunes on shuffle But when I do, it plays every shit song i own

I don't always put my itunes on shuffle But when I do, it plays every shit song i own

I don't always find a new song that i like but when i do, i listen to it until i can't stand it anymore.

I don't always find a new song that i like but when i do, i listen to it until i can't stand it anymore.

I DON'T ALWAYS DO LAUNDRY BUT WHEN I DO, I SHOULD BE STUDYING FOR A TEST

I DON'T ALWAYS DO LAUNDRY BUT WHEN I DO, I SHOULD BE STUDYING FOR A TEST

I don't always creep forward at a red light But when I do, it's for better radio reception

I don't always creep forward at a red light But when I do, it's for better radio reception

I don't always browse r/Atheism But when I do, I question everything i've ever known

I don't always browse r/Atheism But when I do, I question everything i've ever known
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