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If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late.
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If you are going to break up with your girlfriend hide your valuables beforehand
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If you're running from someone in a car and you're on foot Run in the direction opposite of the way the car is facing. The car will be forced to u-turn, giving you a head start
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If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher.
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Men: Wear Suits it's like when women wear lingerie, but you can wear it in public
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When walking around in unsafe areas at night, wear dark clothes and hooded sweatshirt Criminals tend not to start shit with other apparent criminals
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If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't Just tell him his dick is way too big
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If you want to pick up a girl keep your back straight and lift with your knees
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If your S.O. wrongs you, don't vent to your parents about it You might forgive them one day but your parents won't.
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if you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone for future reference you can text that picture to people as a great excuse
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