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You know, in case they recognize me by my shoes.

You know, in case they recognize me by my shoes. - I DON'T ALWAYS GO INTO A PUBLIC BATHROOM TO SHIT, BUT WHEN I DO, I TIPTOE AS SOFTLY AS POSSIBLE, SO THAT IF SOMEONE IS ALREADY IN THERE, I CAN QUICKLY LEAVE WITHOUT THEM NOTICING I WAS EVER THERE. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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I don't always go to sleep late But when I do, I have to wake up at 5 in the morning

I don't always go to sleep late But when I do, I have to wake up at 5 in the morning
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I don't always crack my neck But when I do, I think people are impressed when they hear it

I don't always crack my neck But when I do, I think people are impressed when they hear it
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I don't always damn inanimate objects to hell but when i do, it's because I stubbed my toe on them

I don't always damn inanimate objects to hell but when i do, it's because I stubbed my toe on them
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I don't always turn up the volume on dvds But when I do, there's a deafening explosion 5 seconds later

I don't always turn up the volume on dvds But when I do, there's a deafening explosion 5 seconds later
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I don't always wake up early without an alarm But when I do, it's a weekend

I don't always wake up early without an alarm But when I do, it's a weekend
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I don't always put my itunes on shuffle But when I do, it plays every shit song i own

I don't always put my itunes on shuffle But when I do, it plays every shit song i own
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I don't always find a new song that i like but when i do, i listen to it until i can't stand it anymore.

I don't always find a new song that i like but when i do, i listen to it until i can't stand it anymore.
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I DON'T ALWAYS DO LAUNDRY BUT WHEN I DO, I SHOULD BE STUDYING FOR A TEST

I DON'T ALWAYS DO LAUNDRY BUT WHEN I DO, I SHOULD BE STUDYING FOR A TEST
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I don't always creep forward at a red light But when I do, it's for better radio reception

I don't always creep forward at a red light But when I do, it's for better radio reception
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I don't always browse r/Atheism But when I do, I question everything i've ever known

I don't always browse r/Atheism But when I do, I question everything i've ever known
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