Sneaking in late.....

Sneaking in late..... - NO! I WAS HOME! I JUST GOT UP EARLY TO WALK THE DOG. WHY DO YOU THINK MY FACE IS ALL RED.  THE DOG SAW A CAT AND I HAD TO CHASE IT DOWN THE STREET AND EVERYTHING. DAD YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I WAS ALERT ENOUGH TO PUT ALL THESE COOL THREADS ON SO I DIDN'T LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT CHASING AFTER HIM.

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Do something nice for a girl Think she's obligated to have sex with you

Do something nice for a girl Think she's obligated to have sex with you

says he'll redo your website everything in comic sans

says he'll redo your website everything in comic sans

come to this baddass party! sausage fest

come to this baddass party! sausage fest

Mod XBOX 360 and get banned from X-Box Live Sell 360 on Craiglist without mentioning it

Mod XBOX 360 and get banned from X-Box Live Sell 360 on Craiglist without mentioning it

Worried about Radiation from Japan Goes tanning

Worried about Radiation from Japan Goes tanning

Girlfriend needs creamer from store go to gas station and stuff 20 minis in baggy pants

Girlfriend needs creamer from store go to gas station and stuff 20 minis in baggy pants

Leave $1 tip on bar Put it back in pocket when bartender looks away

Leave $1 tip on bar Put it back in pocket when bartender looks away

Designated Driver first one to get drunk

Designated Driver first one to get drunk

Borrows money to cover rent buys new Iphone

Borrows money to cover rent buys new Iphone

identifies himself as an anarchist complains when the state scales back entitlements

identifies himself as an anarchist complains when the state scales back entitlements
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