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Girlfriend says "you look cute with stubble" "You too"
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Has one night stand Tries to sneak out in the morning, door is locked. Can't find key. Can't get out.
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Never forgets a face Never remembers a name
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perfect, funny interaction with stranger repeat it out loud for next hour
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Girl compliments you on your appearance only topic of thought for remainder of the day
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flashes boyfriend when he walks into room doesn't realize he has friends over
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has successful conversation with black coworker "see you later, dawg"
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Finally goes to a party Sits and pets the cat all night
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OPENS DOOR FOR HOT GIRL AT STARBUCKS SPILLS COFFEE IN THE PROCESS
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remembers everything about everyone I meet pretends not to, so I don't look like a stalker
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