so i said

so i said - SEE THEM TITS OVER THERE DINNER drunk baby

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Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!

this one time, I got circumcised... I couldn't walk for two years!

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

and i shit you not that plane landed right in my mouth

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself "When did i learn to walk?"

so i'm walking home piss drunk and i think to myself

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING                              JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

not only did i suck on her tits in front of her husband she literally wiped my ass after

i shit you not the airplane was coming straight for my mouth

i shit you not the airplane was coming straight for my mouth

They told me childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life i didnt feel nothin'

They told me childbirth is one of the most painful things someone can experience in their life i didnt feel nothin'
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