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Ahhh, doesn't this bed feel all warm and cozy? And don't worry... I'm pretty sure you locked the front door.
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Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?
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Hey bro, remember the answer you couldn't remember on that test you just finished? I think now is a better time to tell you what it was
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Yo bro, doesn't it suck that your ex is with someone else? Let's think about that again in five seconds.
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Go downstairs in the dark to get water Hey bro, lets think about the scariest movie you've ever seen
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Finally lets you dream about having your way with that one sexy redhead Starts dream two minutes before alarm clock goes off
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Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares
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Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good
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Sees that you're having a bad day Reminds you of every mistake you've ever made
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Great friends, OK family, no financial problems, endless possibilities YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF
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