the look you give when your ex walks in with someone hot

the look you give when your ex walks in with someone hot -   Pickup Line Scientist

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If there really is an infinite number of universes We're already having sex in at least one.

If there really is an infinite number of universes We're already having sex in at least one.

You are the higgs boson particle of my life... because without you, my universe wouldn't "matter"

You are the higgs boson particle of my life... because without you, my universe wouldn't

You don't need a Rockwell test to characterize MY hardness and penetration depth

You don't need a Rockwell test to characterize MY hardness and penetration depth

My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world

My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world

I call my wang Darth vader Cause he's everybody's father.

I call my wang Darth vader Cause he's everybody's father.

When I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.

When I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.

you better call me william herschel because tonight i'm gonna discover uranus

you better call me william herschel because tonight i'm gonna discover uranus

you had me at "hello world"!

you had me at

Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself Because shit just got real

Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself Because shit just got real

How can I know hundreds of pi digits but not the 11 digits of your phone number?

How can I know hundreds of pi digits  but not the 11 digits of your phone number?
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