Speak fast

Speak fast  - I SPEAK SO FAST THAT NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME THE HOFFMEISTRO Lazy College Senior

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Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday Have Monday replace the missing Sunday

Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday Have Monday replace the missing Sunday

"Attendance is not mandatory, but if you don't come to class, you won't do well" Challenge accepted.

Left text book in car Sweet, no homework.

Left text book in car Sweet, no homework.

I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4

I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4

There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.

There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.

"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade" Nice, no homework.

Schools Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday Started last Friday

Schools Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday  Started last Friday

Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois

Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois

Pushes door that says "pull" Turns around and goes home

Pushes door that says

Midterm worth 40% tomorrow better go buy the textbook

Midterm worth 40% tomorrow better go buy the textbook
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