State of Politics as told by a penguin

State of Politics as told by a penguin - SHUTS DOWN BRIDGE IN NEW JERSEY BY CLOSING MULTIPLE LANES FOR REVENGE (BUT STAYED SOBER AND DIDN'T KILL A WOMAN BY DRIVING OFF BRIDGE) BRIDGES?  DON'T TALK ABOUT BRIDGES!  THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND SHOULDN'T BE JOKED ABOUT!!!  WAIT....THIS WASN'T ABOUT TEDDY?  BURN HIM.  HE MADE PEOPLE WAIT. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Female nurse: "Wow. You don't look like a 39 year old man." me: "Thanks. neither do you."

Female nurse:

Takes girl out to expensive restaurant Credit card gets declined and girl has to pay

Takes girl out to expensive restaurant Credit card gets declined and girl has to pay

girl asks me if i love her explains the differences between love and infatuation by analysing romeo and juliet.

girl asks me if i love her explains the differences between love and infatuation by analysing romeo and juliet.

GF invites you over to meet the parents Dog wont get its head out of your crotch

GF invites you over to meet the parents Dog wont get its head out of your crotch

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing

attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door

attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door

Humorous and charming when talking to girls who are just friends Lacks a single coherent thought when talking to a girl you like

Humorous and charming when talking to girls who are just friends Lacks a single coherent thought when talking to a girl you like

Make friends on the first day of class Was in the wrong class.

Make friends on the first day of class Was in the wrong class.

was in a girl's dream as an axe murderer

was in a girl's dream as an axe murderer

Takes super hot chick out to dinner leaves money at home

Takes super hot chick out to dinner leaves money at home
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