State of Politics as told by a penguin

State of Politics as told by a penguin - SHUTS DOWN BRIDGE IN NEW JERSEY BY CLOSING MULTIPLE LANES FOR REVENGE (BUT STAYED SOBER AND DIDN'T KILL A WOMAN BY DRIVING OFF BRIDGE) BRIDGES?  DON'T TALK ABOUT BRIDGES!  THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND SHOULDN'T BE JOKED ABOUT!!!  WAIT....THIS WASN'T ABOUT TEDDY?  BURN HIM.  HE MADE PEOPLE WAIT. Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away

Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.

Asks a girl out Doesnt know how to respond when she says yes.

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza  he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors  It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse

invite cute guy for a "cup of tea" he drank the tea and went home

invite cute guy for a

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?

girl goes to drag me in close by my tie it was a clip-on

girl goes to drag me in close by my tie it was a clip-on

Great with other people's relationship advice Can't get a girlfriend

Great with other people's relationship advice Can't get a girlfriend

asks girl out, she says yes shakes her hand

asks girl out, she says yes shakes her hand
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