bitch my title is hilarious your opinion is irrelivant

bitch my title is hilarious your opinion is irrelivant - ONE LEG NOT UNDER THE BLANKET? DIBS Horrifying Houseguest

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Haven't seen me in a while? I've seen you just fine

Haven't seen me in a while? I've seen you just fine

You know when you have to close your eyes to wash out shampoo? I love the face you make with your eyes closed

You know when you have to close your eyes to wash out shampoo? I love the face you make with your eyes closed

Santa's not the only one Who sees you when you're sleeping.

Santa's not the only one Who sees you when you're sleeping.

I watched you sleep wearing your underwear last night, They fit me perfectly.

I watched you sleep wearing your underwear last night, They fit me perfectly.

you know those 4 spiders you swallow in your sleep? who do you think keeps putting them there?

you know those 4 spiders you swallow in your sleep? who do you think keeps putting them there?

Heater turns off. Dead silence my time has come

Heater turns off. Dead silence my time has come

I'm only there when your eyes are closed

I'm only there when your eyes are closed

What was that sound from the hallway? wasn't me, I'm already in your room

What was that sound from the hallway? wasn't me, I'm already in your room

see that shadowy coat rack in the corner that looks like a person? you donated that weeks ago.

see that shadowy coat rack in the corner that looks like a person? you donated that weeks ago.

blankets aren't a shield i'll just unwrap you like it's Christmas morning

blankets aren't a shield i'll just unwrap you like it's Christmas morning
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