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Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute
41,177 shares
"Hi, I'm dating your daughter. Nice to meet you." steals all of your prescription meds
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Goes food shopping Leaves grocery cart in parking spot
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Is the on-call for the weekend Doesn't answer phone
14,804 shares
Drink the bong water, bro It'll get you fucked up as shit
26,345 shares
Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town
12,063 shares
Gets friend-zoned makes meme mocking close personal friend
15,204 shares
"Be there in 5 minutes" Shows up in an hour
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Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him
10,332 shares
takes a trip to london
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