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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
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phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,064 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
38,763 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,379 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
196,839 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
164,936 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,424 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,547 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,401 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
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