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I will develop multiple personalities so that you won't need other friends
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we could fit in the same coffin
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You should leave Skype on at night So I can watch you sleep
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You hold your farts in when we're together? What other secrets have you bottled up inside of yourself thinking I wouldn't want to hear them?
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Kisses your balls before bed "I just kissed the kids goodnight."
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You smile a lot when you sleep Who else are you thinking about?
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"Why is it called Overly Attached Girlfriend? Everything she says is really cute."
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I adopted your dog so now if you leave me, you have to leave him
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I hope you don't mind if I sit in on you masturbating I just want to make sure you finish with me on your mind.
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ask her as a joke to bring you dinner Is in your driveway 45 minutes later with food
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