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there are plenty of fish in the sea? false. overfishing has led to a critical depletion of oceanic fishery stocks
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Thank god! FALSE. Thank science.
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Before I do anything I ask myself "would an idiot do this?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
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Laughter is the best medicine? FALSE. Medicine is the best medicine
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"This is a picture of my friend doing something funny/interesting" FALSE. This is someone you've never met, from a random picture you found on the internet
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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE. it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour
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The MOre the merrier FALSE. China
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marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk
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marijuana kills people? FALSE. if you die while stoned you are just an idiot.
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I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog
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