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Send flowers to your wife anonymously, If she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you.
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If she writes smiley faces like (: rather than :) She's too young for you
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Women don't dress to impress men They dress to impress other women.
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don't waste time matching your bra and underwear your cat won't notice
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If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.
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If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move
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If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple you are going to start getting on their nerves no matter what you do
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Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy
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Buy normal yogurt and freeze it it tastes the same as frozen yogurt, because it is the same, and is cheaper
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No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed
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