You is a nematode

You is a nematode - NIGGA YOU A  NEMATODE Foul Bachelorette Frog

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Wear Dress pants with no pockets carry all my shit in my bra

Wear Dress pants with no pockets carry all my shit in my bra

long-term relationship let yourself go; he loves you for who you are now

long-term relationship let yourself go; he loves you for who you are now

out of tampons, used BF's sock omg pregnant

out of tampons, used BF's sock omg pregnant

Fart out condom WTF happened last night

Fart out condom WTF happened last night

Wear peeptoe heels only paint first three toes

Wear peeptoe heels only paint first three toes

Take birth control to make boobs bigger

Take birth control to make boobs bigger

Ran out of laundry detergent Wash panties in strawberry bubblebath & declare yourself awesome.

Ran out of laundry detergent Wash panties in strawberry bubblebath & declare yourself awesome.

guy asks how many people i've slept with half number and don't count blow jobs

guy asks how many people i've slept with  half number and don't count blow jobs

Pee and brush teeth at the same time in dorm shower Me Gusta

Pee and brush teeth at the same time in dorm shower Me Gusta

Wear ripped up jeans all winter only shave where holes are

Wear ripped up jeans all winter only shave where holes are
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