me so horny

me so horny - I COULD ONLY BE MORE HORNY IF YOU SHOWED ME YOUR  BARE BOOBIES Sexually Oblivious Rhino

9364 shares

Read first line of sexually oblivious rhino look it up at urban-dictionary

Read first line of sexually oblivious rhino look it up at urban-dictionary

Bust a nut? Not if use my torque wrench

Bust a nut? Not if use my torque wrench

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling

toss my salad? no ranch dressing please

toss my salad? no ranch dressing please

You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple of bucks

You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple 
of bucks

Bukkake? No I'm not really into anime.

Bukkake? No I'm not really into anime.

Anal? No, I just like to keep things organized

Anal? No, I just like to keep things organized

If I show you mine, you'll show me yours? What exactly are you talking about?

If I show you mine,
you'll show me yours? What exactly are you talking about?

would i like a happy ending? i didn't know you were a storyteller

would i like a happy ending? i didn't know you were a storyteller

YOU WANT ME TO GET NAKED? EVERYONE KNOWS ODWALLA TASTES BETTER

YOU WANT ME TO GET NAKED? EVERYONE KNOWS ODWALLA TASTES BETTER
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?