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whenever my wife asks "guess how much it cost" i double my real guess so she feels better about how much she paid
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If you wear a flat-billed hat I automatically think you're a douche bag
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Whenever my girlfriend shows me something funny from the internet I pretend I haven't already seen it on reddit so she doesn't feel bad
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When i see a fat person walking to a car i watch to see how much the car dips when they get in
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I think girls that don't wear make-up are sexier than girl that do
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If you don't use your turn signal I automatically assume you're a douchebag in every other aspect of your life.
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My family and friends think I'm happy but i'm still depressed and miserable most of the time
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