The reason my manicure is chipped and has feathers,some cheese and frills 5 mins after I finished it.

The reason my manicure is chipped and has feathers,some cheese and frills 5 mins after I finished it. - OH,YOU JUST PAINTED YOUR NAILS?THEY TURNED OUT PERFECT! I WANT TO TOUCH THIS. AND THINS. AND THIS. LET'S TOUCH EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE!! Scumbag Brain

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Forgets your anniversary Never forgets your ex

Forgets your anniversary Never forgets your ex

Can't keep eyes open outside of bed Can't keep eyes closed in bed

Can't keep eyes open outside of bed Can't keep eyes closed in bed

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors

hates ex girlfriend loves ex girlfriend

hates ex girlfriend loves ex girlfriend

looking for item that's in your hand

looking for item that's in your hand

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up

Makes your bladder hold it in for the whole night. Wakes you up a half hour before your alarm goes off to piss.

Makes your bladder hold it in for the whole night. Wakes you up a half hour before your alarm goes off to piss.

Spend two hours trying on outfits Decide to wear what you were going to wear originally

Spend two hours trying on outfits Decide to wear what you were going to wear originally

Your phone is vibrating... Made you look

Your phone is vibrating... Made you look

can't get up for 8am wide awake at 6am WEEK DAY MORNINGS WEEKEND MORNINGS

can't get up for 8am wide awake at 6am WEEK DAY MORNINGS WEEKEND MORNINGS
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