The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds "are you gonna cry now?"

someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds

gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff

gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff

Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one

Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one

no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single

no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single

caught cheating asks for threesome

caught cheating asks for threesome

Asks to borrow a pencil on the first day of school

Asks to borrow a pencil on the first day of school

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone

Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone

Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair

Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair

Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible

Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible

"loyalty" tattooed across forearm Habitually cheats on girlfriend

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